Friday, March 12, 2010
NEWS HEADLINES:
WEIYANG BROKE MY HEADPHONES.Description: During Drama, He opened the door, i dunno how, but my headphones broke (cause somehow he opened the door make it entangled) THEN HE CLOSE. AND IT BROKE.
What the Victim had to say: "I DEMAND PAYMENT IF I CAN'T FIX IT"
What the Accused had to say:" Sorry Sorry! Okay i Pay.."
Victim: "Gimme your number. If cannot i come find you."
Accused: "Fine luh."
What The Witnesses had to say: "HAHAHA!" (Ashiyqin). "Omg, What happened?" (Grace) "Both Speakers still Functioning. Just the one head broke off the rest of the headphones" (A-SHHS-KIN)
Victim tried to solve the problem by buying superglue.
WHAT THE HOME-FIX PPL HAD TO SAY: "Aiyo, Quite hard to fix luh." (Salesperson 1) "Who Broke it?" (Salesperson no. 2) "Try use scorch-tape" (Salesperson no. 3)
The Victim was caught trying to fix the headphones at the dessert shop while eating ice-kachang. LOL.
"OHH. HELLLL."
"You still asking Weiyang for money?" (A-SHHS-KIN)
"If can fixed loh"
"Even if fixed, you should demand $20 plus superglue money."
SO FAR, NO DESIRABLE RESULTS IS ACHIEVED.
Victim's last words: "I shouldn't have come to drama today, I am still gonna demand payment if not fixed yet."
The Accused is said to have broken SHERMANN'S FAN.
It is said that He should not touch anybody's belongings today.